Ontario's Best Burger Joints Ranked

This is it!! Southern Ontario’s best burger joints ranked!! 

These joints are ranked based on everything they have to offer:

• Burger taste,
• Fries,
• Overall menu,
• Atmosphere,
• Price.

Try them all if you can.

Starting with the best!

#1.  The Works

Set up like a restaurant, has a great atmosphere, and has the overall best menu at any burger joint I’ve ever been to.  Top off all of that with locations across Ontario and we’ve got gem of a joint that is accessible to almost everyone.

#2.  Little Louie’sBurger Joint and Soupery

This place just does so many things right, that its flaws are easily overlooked.  It offers the second best menu of all the joints, and their limited hours of operation make it something you want even more, just because you can’t always have it.

#3.  Holy Chuck

Holy Chuck has the juiciest and most delicious burger by far on this list.  Somewhat limited menu and not so great atmosphere keep it from topping out list, but the burger is a must-try for everyone.

#4.  Five Guys Burgers and Fries

The U.S. chain proves it can compete with Ontario’s best.  Although the atmosphere is hospital-like and the menu is one of the leanest, great tasting burgers keep Five Guys out of the bottom of the list.

#5.  Royal Meats BBQ

Not so much a burger joint as it is a butcher shop; Royal Meats serves the freshest burgers you will find anywhere.  If they dedicated their business to burgers only, they could easily top our list.

#6.  Woody’s BurgerBar & Grill

This Etobicoke joint is the best in what I would call an upscale burger joint.  Great atmosphere, but long wait times and a break-apart bun stopped this place from making it out of the bottom half of the list.  I said in my review that I wouldn’t crave the burger again, but the atmosphere definitely makes me want to go back.

#7.  The Burger’sPriest

Considered one of Toronto’s best, they may need to step it up a bit in an ever more competitive market.  Too much cheese and overdone meat keeps this joint from fulfilling its destiny of having the best burger around.

#8.  Big Smoke Burger

Another disappointment from what is considered one of Toronto’s best.  Big Smoke Burger has great potential, but possibly the smallest burger on the list hold it back.  People will still talk about this joint as one of the best, but great atmosphere is clouding their judgment of the actual burger.

#9.  Magoo’s GourmetHamburgers

Magoo’s takes on a family atmosphere but keeps their image and overall quality targeted more towards children than adults.  Great fries keep this joint a rank above another that is eerily similar…

#10.  Lick’sHomeburgers and Fries

Lick’s is a sad story, a once great gourmet burger chain being outdone by new independent joints that are substantially raising the bar.  This may be on the bottom of our list, but it’s still a great joint.  Competition is fierce and it takes more than just good burgers to be the best.

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Review of Royal Meats in Etobicoke Ontario

This week I’ll be reviewing the burger I had at Royal Meats in Etobicoke.

See this is what friends are for, yet another burger joint I only discovered through referral.  This time I am pleasantly surprised at what I had, something similar yet different.

Royal Meats stands out amongst its bland surroundings and just seems like something special.  You walk in and everything from the flooring to the lighting is top notch and modern.

You pick what kind of meat you want; they have beef, chicken, and various sausages.  The meats are all fresh and on display right in front of you as you order.  This doesn’t seem like so much a burger joint as a butcher shop.  They only have one type of burger, and several meat platters for take-out orders.

I ordered a 1/2lb royal burger and sweet potato fries.  With a drink this total came to about $15.50, which is actually a tad expensive considering I didn’t order any cheese or bacon.

They have the usual toppings but there is freshness to everything.  The lettuce isn’t the usual fair, but seems like something more suited for a salad. They don’t have any gourmet toppings aside from a red pepper paste and some white stuff that I got (seems like cream cheese).  The main problem I have is the lack of cheese options.  Don’t come here expecting to get a cheeseburger, although they do have feta.  It doesn’t seem as if burgers are their thing, they just happened to have buns and added it to the menu.  The bun was incredibly soft but the meat was just a bit too thin and bland.  I could’ve went for the full pound burger but that would’ve added another $3.00 and it’s already on the pricey side.  The meat was perfectly done, not greasy, and had a smoky taste to it.  The meat just seemed a bit small.  It says ½ lb but it’s much smaller than ordering a ½ lb at Wendys.

Lettuce Burger?

I ordered sweet potato fries which were typical fair and I did try their regular fries as well.  Regular fries are skin on and crispy, not greasy at all.  I feel like they could’ve been fried for a little longer but this comes down to personal preference.

Pros:

• Very Fresh
• Good Fries
• Don't feel like you hate yourself once you ate it.

Cons:

• No bacon,
• Meat shrinks,
• Lack of cheeses.

This doesn’t seem like a place I’ll go to get burgers.  I feel that grease and cheese are necessary.  This is definitely a place I’ll go when I want to get good food, and even though it may not seem like a burger joint, they do make one of the best burgers in the GTA. 

8/10